Lame, lame, lame .
The penalty for posting lame humour at my clinic is
6,464,674,879,769,786,748,748 £ per hour.
'Commencing at time of such posting of lame material, untill mateial
reprisal of lameness is effected'
(You should have read the fine print, I have it here somewhere.)
Check your inbox,
Therefore, you now owe (ARTHUR) your car, your home, your life, and the
greater part of the galaxy; up into , and including parts of the Van
Allen belt (whatever the hell that is) , and all of the discovered and/or undiscovered moons of Jupiter ( see Subsection 12 (a), paragragh ii): Moon's of Jupiter; possession thereof)
HRH Prince Philip; Royal Order of the Garter, etc.